Happy Easter…

To any Christians I know well (or those raised Christian) who say Happy Easter to me, I’m usually:“Did you hear that? Can you smell it?”

But if a Hindu, Buddhist or Muslim bids me a “Happy Easter” I’m like:

PRAISE THE VERY LORD! EAT AND DRINK THAT GUY – AND PRAISE YOU FOR SAYING IT!!! HAVE AN EGG – WAIT! HAVE A DOZEN! EACH ONE REPRE- Hang on – this one? This one represents Simon Peter The Rock Johnson! This one? This one here is Matthew Levi’s Jeans…THANK! YOU! BLESS US ONE AND ALL!!!”

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