Randy Agnes across the way set off the alarm last night to get the fire service out for the fifth time in two years. Time-wasting Agnes (36) is keen to flirt with the fire officers whenever they come out.
Agnes has already been in three short-term relationships due to the call-outs. A total of €2700 worth of fire damage to her home was the result of the first two emergencies. Since then, thankfully, “Fireman mad” Agnes has chosen to press the alarm button rather than committing acts of arson in her kitchen.
It has not yet been established whether she made any dates this time around. But if you’d like to go on a date with Agnes (who is a qualified solicitor frequently working in the public sector) please get in touch.